Monday, June 30, 2014

Are Corporations Now Hulking Behemoth Pets of the Rich, After Sibelius vs Hobby Lobby Decision?

A little history for you. I promise- it will be brief.

Citizens United vs Federal Election Commission

In 2010, “The United States Supreme Court held that the First Amendment prohibits the government from restricting political independent expenditures by corporations, associations, or labor unions. This followed a line of decisions starting with Buckley v. Valeo, 424 U.S. 1 (1976) interpreting freedom of speech to include spending money. The case has remained intensely controversial for increasing the influence in elections that money can have, in contrast to most other developed countries where limits are imposed on all election spending.” -Wikipedia

Meaning: First- money talks, literally. Spent money is the same thing as the spoken word. Second, that corporations are people.

Scared yet? No?

Fast forward to Monday, June 30, 2014. The Supreme Court rules on Sebelius vs Hobby Lobby. The case is built around the owners of Hobby Lobby wishing to counter the Obamacare literature stating that they are required to give their employees insurance with contraceptive protection up to and including the “morning after” pill. The Supreme Court rules in Hobby Lobby’s favor, stating that “closely-held corporations” cannot be forced to pay for their employees’ birth control.

As written by Justice Samuel Alito, and reported by Mother Jones online: "[W]e must decide whether the challenged…regulations substantially burden the exercise of religion, and we hold that they do. The owners of the businesses have religious objections to abortion, and according to their religious beliefs the four contraceptive methods at issue are abortifacients."

So. Corporations now hold religious rights, too? I mean, granted, we told them they are people right? One question, if they are people, why can’t a corporation vote yet? Maybe that’s next on the agenda.

I have nothing personal against Hobby Lobby not giving out abortionist contraceptives to their female employees. Not outright. Not because they are a corporation and certainly not because the owners (can a corporation have owners, if they are people? Slavery?) are Christian in their beliefs. I have doubts that Hobby Lobby has any serious intent to harm society with the new decision. Not if they are truly Christian…

Author's Edit: Having discovered Hobby Lobby holds investments including a pharmaceutical company who MAKES ABORTIONIST "MORNING AFTER" PILLS, I am inclined to suggest that yes, even Hobby Lobby is just another corporation who will do whatever it wants, regardless of whom it hurts. I also want to say that, given the judgement affected only female employees, that the Supreme Court's decision is unconstitutional as it only affects a portion of the population, not the population as a whole. Morality aside (I don't agree with abortion), the law is supposed to be equal to all peoples, non-discriminatory based on SEX, RELIGION, SEXUAL PREFERENCE, ETHNICITY, ETC. Hobby Lobby's claim being religion based is a sham. 
"Turns out that Hobby Lobby’s 401(k) employee retirement plan, according to documents filed with the Labor Department and written about by Mother Jones, is heavily invested in the very pharmaceutical companies that manufacture the products the company refuses to cover for its employees." -Washington Post

No, my issue with the decision is what it can now lead to. Corporations are legally people and have been since 2010. Now, our government is granting them ever greater layers to practice their “humanity,” and not all corporations are interested in the common man and woman’s good. Not all of them are Christian. From Facebook, here’s an image of what we could have to look forward.
Can you honestly say that, in your opinion, no corporation would even try to abuse these new legal freedoms?

At the end of the day, if you look at America without beer/patriotic/blind eyes, we are essentially being attacked from two fronts. Who is we? The common man, that’s who. We are being bullied by big money, big corporations, and big government. From one end, the President is literally trying to force you to live a “better” life by regulating you. From another side, corporations are becoming humanistic and allowed to, at least legally and figuratively, live and breathe as an organism. And remember, people are not naturally good. Our survival instincts are first, our moral code built. Corporations (and our government) have already shown us what their moral character is made of…and it’s not to protect or make life better for the no-longer-existent Middle Class.


We are just Poor people, with a very few rich people and now great hulking behemoths, walking over us. God bless America.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Transformers: Age of Extinction is More Than Shrapnel in Your Eye

WARNING: Could contain mild spoilers.


I wasn’t expecting to see Transformers: Age of Extinction until long after all the reviews had been written and nobody cared anymore. Thanks to a friend who really wanted to see this movie, that expectation was shattered. Now, I have something to say about it…and it starts with this:

Anybody who has said TAoE is just a bunch of robots punching each other…again… you’re WRONG. 
I went into this movie expecting far less than I received. I expected to just see robots hitting each other and leaving shrapnel in their wake. While that did happen, there was much, much more going on between the wakes of destruction.

There was story. What is the mystery behind Optimus Prime being a knight? Why does it sound like Knight should be capitalized? How does inventor Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) stay so fit when he’s spending all his time inventing?

 With only one character in the entire movie being wasted (Jack Reynor as Shane Dyson) because the movie demanded a non-robot who could drive fast and do stunts, the human elements return to being a strongpoint in AoE.

Even the bad guys are less cardboard cutouts than full-blown characters with intricacies and needs. Perhaps the greatest trick Michael Bay ever pulled in this movie is that the bad guys aren’t the giant robots blowing each other to smithereens. The bad guys are human, too.

Kelsey Grammer puts in one top-notch performance as the indelible Harold Attinger, who starts off hiding behind computer screens streaming drones’ footage to him, until he is forced to join the action himself. And he does, with a vengeance I have seen more on TV than in movies of late. While he comes off as a bully in many scenes, it works. He is the main baddie after all.

Stanley Tucci plays billionaire scientist Joshua Joyce, who is determined to set the bar for generations to come after coming to understand how to use the material the Transformers are made of. He gets a chance at redemption, and once again, it works within the confines of this movie.

Cade Yeager’s daughter, Tessa Yeager is played convincingly by Nicola Peltz. Between having to show concern and disgust with her father’s choices…and later love for boyfriend Shane Dyson and/or Cade, Nicola shows us a little too much teenage angst…and a talent for being truthful in her portrayal of that angst. That the relationship between her and Shane never becomes believable is not a fault on Nicola’s part…that lies squarely on Jack Reynor remaining cold and disingenuous toward both her and Mark’s characters throughout all 150 minutes of AoE.


As you can see, there is a lot happening on the human front, a refreshing distraction from the ‘splosions we got used to seeing in the last two movies of the franchise. So what of the Autobots and Decepticons? There just isn’t a lot of the traditional faction tension we are all so used to.

 The movie almost ignores Decepticons out of hand. We are led through a story of the Autobots facing extinction. Humans no longer trust Transformers after the Chicago disaster five years prior. Not only that, but we are learning how to make our own. For reasons I won’t reveal here, the Autobots are being targeted and hunted, leading Optimus Prime down a dark path we haven’t seen in the franchise before. He no longer believes in the good of humans. He wants nothing more to do with us, and only Cade is there to try and convince him otherwise.


And then Dinobots. Dinobots!  Did I mention freakin’ Dinobots? While not used extensively in the movie, they are used well, and every second they are on screen one finds them self helplessly staring, wishing, if only I could be there for that!


Ultimately, the story of AoE makes sense, all the way through. From start to inevitable finish, nothing is so fantastic that it just couldn’t be. Everybody’s choices make sense, helping keep characters from feeling stiff and cardboard-y. There are amazing visuals. There are dinosaur Transformers. There is a human element on both polarizing sides that you can identify with. There’s social commentary on what’s going on here in America right now…some blatant, some subtly mixed into everything else. This is a summer blockbuster with heart. With soul. And the characters reinforce the fact that huge robots can still be modern and matter in today’s seen-it-all-already culture.

All pictures, names, and copyrighted material are owned by Paramount Pictures, Hasbro, or other respective contributors.


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Monday, June 9, 2014

Nia Sanchez: WHY Miss Nevada's Self Defense Answer Wasn't Stupid

WARNING: Trigger Word- Rape

A beautiful, smart addition has been added to the ranks of Miss Nevada as of Sunday, June 8, 2014. Before being crowned, Nia Sanchez was asked a random question that just so happened to be about the approximately 18% of campus women who are raped or sexually assaulted. Her answer (in part)?

“More awareness [of the issue] is very important so that women can learn to protect yourself.”
“You need to be confident and able to defend yourself.”

Twitter exploded with women angry at this assertion that a woman is responsible for taking care of herself. Just explore the following hashtags from Sunday night: #YesAllWomen, #MissUSA, #MissNevada, #rapeculture
Plenty of articles are published about the outrage. I’d like to take the discussion deeper than Ms. Sanchez’s words. I’d like to present some reasons WHY what she said is completely fine, and why her words don’t place blame on victims just for the sake of placing blame on victims.


Unfortunately, rape culture is a real thing in modern America, and the world around us. The term “rape” is used far too nonchalantly, far too comfortably, in online forums, chats, and even online games, where users have no real face and probably have never dealt with the nightmare of being unable to stop a person from abusing them. It’s sick, disgusting, and scary. And we tend to blame victims only far too often.

However…

Proponents of reducing rape culture often place all of the blame on anything that isn’t the victim. Look at the random fact above again, I’ll wait. I’m not saying you don’t have the right to drink, and drugs can be found anywhere; but if you’re going to go do these things and NOT have a protection plan of action, you ARE taking a self-decided risk. One that, if you look at statistics, isn’t proving your own intelligence. What I’m really saying here, is that one must be willing to accept responsibility for their actions BEFORE the assault comes into play. You can’t be drunk, by yourself at a party where you don’t know anybody, and say that you should have been completely and utterly safe. Saying so is at least inane, almost stupid.

That’s like saying a person should be able to enter a foreign country during a war and not worry about getting shot or blown up. It’s like saying a four-year old child should be able to walk home alone and not worry about ever being kidnapped. Yeah, that’s how it should be, in a perfect world, but the world isn’t perfect. You can’t pretend it is for everybody else when the situation suits you. There are certain situations that most people will avoid just because something could happen. Why? Because avoiding those moments are sane. Or, better yet, if you have to go into said situations, at least be prepared for the worst to happen. Y’know, like soldiers training before going overseas? Like a four-year old having a friend (preferably older) leading him or her home from school? Like a woman taking a group of trusted friends with her into a new, unknown party situation?

I keep hearing that “men should just learn not to rape.” True story. We should. And most of us don’t even think about performing such an act. MOST of us just want to hold your hand, have great conversations, and when both sides are ready, enjoy the hidden paradise. Evil exists in the world though. Bad men are going to do bad things.
So yes, please. Continue educating, continue changing the way we use language, and continue advocating men acting less the beast and more the gentleman.

But why in the hell would you refute the obvious advantage of being able to defend yourself?

In the eighties, it was hip for women to take martial arts classes. Why? Because it became highly likely that they would be attacked by thugs wanting an easy payday. While not all these women took martial arts classes specifically, they did find self-defense classes…which you can find if you look hard enough.

Do I expect all women to become the next Bruce Lee? No. Do I expect women, and men, to realize their responsibility in getting into bad/unknown situations? Absolutely. I don’t blame you for getting assaulted sexually, or raped. That act is in the other person’s hands 100%. But you do have a choice in where you go, and who you go with. Be smart, be prepared, and watch what the people around you are doing. If you get a bad feeling about somebody, stay away. Finally, stop saying that being able to protect yourself won’t go a long way as a prevention strategy.

Nia Sanchez isn’t an idiot for her words. She’s willing to take responsibility for her destiny. That’s nothing but respectable.

EXTRA: Good Reasons for Martial Arts

-        Only 30 million Americans are estimated to have even taken a martial arts class. Of those, less than 1/2000 achieve black belt status. That’s 0.3% of Americans who have taken a class. Realize that includes men AND women. If you achieve even one or two belts, you’re several bars above the average Joe.
-        Personal Discipline: Martial arts is all about disciplining body and mind. This can help you in your personal, business, and spiritual life.
-        Knowledge: If you keep up with your martial arts training, you’ll learn about how the body works, anatomy, and even other cultures.
-        Health: The natural effect of learning martial arts is hardening your body to be a weapon. You’re heart, brain, circulatory system, muscles, bones, and more will become healthier if you perform your martial art with conviction.

-        Self-Respect: Being able to defend yourself, and knowing you are capable, are strong motivators to holding onto self-respect. Your discipline will shine, even outside the dojo, and succeeding at anything gives anyone a boost to mood.

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Does America Deserve Freedoms and Liberty?

“Is security so dear, or wealth so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains & slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!” –Patrick Henry, paraphrased

Liberty Already Dead?
politics, NSA, freedom, liberty, accountability, personalOn June 9, 2013, Edward Snowden did the unthinkable: he revealed the NSA’s spying activities on the American public. This act forced open the once willingly-blind eyes Americans have lived comfortably with for so long. We are spied upon, from every imaginable angle, by our own government.
What’s funny is, Snowden is praised and demonized for this action by the very public he purports to be trying to help. Why? We wanted to believe we were still in America, the one that works hard, to the bone, lubed by blood and sweat. Truth is, that isn’t the land we live in anymore.

Land of Slaves?
Before we were smacked with Snowden’s irrepressible truth, Occupy Wall Street attempted to steer us towards the realization on our own starting on September 17, 2011. With some success, OWS opened us up to reality. Unfortunately, it slammed so many messages at once that its landscape became non-traversable. The public didn’t know how to let all the new knowledge sink in, and thus, OWS went largely ignored.
A 9% unemployment rate during the Occupy movement sparked some to realize that the majority of Americans are cannon-fodder for “the elite.” This was the backbone of the many messages OWS held; but it just wasn’t enough to keep the movement going forward.
With a job market that seems unable to sustain the ever-growing labor force (mostly due to boomers being unable to retire, ever), both Occupy Wall Street and Snowden want us to believe that this is the governments fault. Oh, and the bankers. Let’s never forget how evil the corporate “banksters” have become.

You! You! You! And the No-Blame Game
“You keep taking our rights!” “You don’t have the ability to do that according to the constitution!” “You let corporate lobbyist tell you what laws to make!” It’s all true. Corporate America and the US government enjoy self-indulging each other with a lavishness most lovers never equate to in their lifetimes. One second though…how did they get to that point? Let me guess, it was just magic, or that’s just rich-business as usual, right? Wrong. The American people got fat, lazy, and dependent on the system. How many years has it been since you wrote (emailed?) your state’s Representative or Senator? The President? The mayor of your city? The fact is, the antagonists are all there; but there are no true protagonists in this story. There are no heroic patriots.

Who Deserves Freedom and Liberty?
We want to think there are…ourselves, whether individually or as “the 99%.” I detest this theory. Our forefathers didn’t build the Constitution for the lazy, the scared, or the system-dependent man. They built it for men who would protect it, by being bold, daring, and willing to lay their life down for liberty. These are the men who now own the wealth, not because they were born to it…but because the rest of us wouldn’t reach out and take it.
In 2000, there was an actual paradigm shift in wealth across America. The dot com era hit us like a locomotive train, and some new risk-takers became millionaires before this new bubble deflated.
Those risk-takers, once again, reached into the fountain of wealth and landed careers (and/or money) that would last a lifetime. Once again, the majority of the population wanted to stay safe, not take the risk, and came out no better or worse at the end.

america, politics, accountability, personal, NSAAmerica and Nature’s Law?
Life is a risk. Life owes nothing to you. Life eats the lazy and scared. Quit blaming the government for your woes when they pay your food-stamps, unemployment, and other amenities. Stop blaming the banksters. They don’t care about your poverty-level yearly income.
YOU are responsible for your own destiny and happiness. Our forefathers worked for every dime (or grand) they found themselves enjoying. They earned it by working, hard. To the bone. Lubed by blood and sweat.
What are you doing right now? Sitting on the couch eating potato chips bought with those food-stamps you demanded your government provide, so you don’t have to work? Or are you picking up the tool of a trade, carrying it, learning how to use it while you deal with every obstacle that tackles you, until you wield your tool with a professional level of proficiency?
The United States is messed up right now…but remember, you’re part of the system that let it go bad. It’s your choice: Fight for the freedoms you’ve lost. Keep those you still have. Or let them all slide out of your grasp and memory. Do you really deserve Freedom or Liberty? Whatever you decide to do, stop bitching about how it’s all set up against you.

“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporal safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” –Benjamin Franklin

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

American Dirt: the Schoolyard Fight Effect

American Dirt Schoolyard Fight Effect
You’re all acting like 12 year olds. No, not you. You either. Individually, it seems that all of us realize that something is wrong with the American public. Yet, as pigs to the slaughter, we run each other over not realizing everyone is heading for the axe.

The God believers, the atheist-scientists, the LGBT community, and the US government are all herding each other towards imminent destruction. Why? So that one group can, finally, prove that they were right all along? For superiority? To sing and dance in the street (cause generally you can do that anyway, I’ve done it)?

There is a lot of flap going around that the US government is using the stereotypes, fears, and economic failure to keep the current generations upset and less concerned with what the government may be doing behind closed doors. If that’s the case, then there is little surprise as to why these other three groups are fighting. If it isn’t the case, well, the US government isn’t helping things resolve, either.

Living in this modern world, as an adult and parent, feels a bit like this: I have to be the epitome of adult-ness, i.e. pay taxes, work, follow the law, follow every new politically correct term presented so I don’t offend anybody, raise kids, ‘fess up to my mistakes, and generally go to extreme lengths to make everyone else happy. 
In the meantime, I’m pandering to assholes like you who are still adults but, because you’re a serious member of one of these four groups, get to act like a fucking 12 year old kid.

I realize that you are passionate about your beliefs. That’s fine, I’m passionate about mine too. I also understand that, to some effect, some beliefs are rather ridiculous when thinking about them from a logical standpoint. That’s also fine, to a point. It’s long been held that new ideas push a civilization forward. It helps us mold the world, make it better, make it…livable.

But pure, unfettered resistance to the old guard doesn’t produce a better world, it makes it volatile. So does sardonically holding onto old beliefs without room for new ideas.

Let me put it to you this way:

Two kids are playing kickball on the playground. Bobby believes in God, Gus is an atheist.

Suddenly, Gus tells Bobby he’s an idiot for believing in an “Invisible Man.”

How is Bobby going to react? Peacefully? Would you? Not if you have any pride in yourself, or in your beliefs. Let’s turn it around:

Bobby tells Gus that, no matter what kind of proof he has to the contrary, the world is only 6,000 years old.

How is Gus going to react? How would YOU react? If Gus has at least two scientific conclusions stating otherwise, he’s probably going to call Bobby an idiot for believing in the “Invisible Man.”

And the schoolyard fight begins.
American Dirt Schoolyard Fight Effect

Both boys being backed by several people holding the same beliefs as they do, opposite those whom hold separate beliefs. How long can the argument stay grounded when the ripples of like-minded people extends beyond the playground, beyond the school, beyond the city, state, and country? How long before fists start flying and flaying words are used to cut the other person, not to prove anything other than one is better at insulting than the other?

That’s where we are at, you 12 year old bastards. Cat-fighting like pre-teenage girls instead of the adults you purport to be. You’re not even trying to make the world better anymore. You just want to be right. How much energy have you wasted arguing with someone over matters of the past when you could PUT THAT SHIT ASIDE and work together to make today, and tomorrow, better for everyone?

Calling names, beating someone down with words, is not going to fix the problem, only exacerbate the situation. Stop acting like you know it all, and go prove it. Fix something…I don’t care if you’re an atheist-scientist fixing the global warming problem, a priest settling a person’s soul so they don’t feel ousted and in need of drugs or killing or violence, if you’re in the government creating a system of healthcare that is built around curing people instead of money, or an LGBT member with an idea that will show married gay/lesbian couples won’t destroy American morality (what’s left of it, am I right?). Stop telling me you’re the better person. Go out there, do something with your life that isn’t gutting the opposite sides, and prove your worth not to me, but to all humanity.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Strange Apocalypse


M1ssion American Dirt Strange Apocalypse
With all the glee of madmen we take track by pacing or racing either we never bother taking a glance back while wasting in stasis as we establish the basis to raise humanity to it's highest cleft of empowerment.

Models to towers of politics and powers yet even we can't see to the top yet.

Nor man of power nor wasting drunken on bottles we throttle the kiln and demand more of men while we taste the hydraulic flowers which seek only a moment, a brief, to reflect on the water flowing freely past.

We're flaming and faming, and celebrating the self-depricating just to get one step ahead of the flow though we know it's only a term of reflection perhaps even deflection to all we should do.

Fallen and crawlin and squallin of rights belonging not to any of us yet a bigger prize awaits if we find the right state of being for now for it's the size of wallets and bank accounts that make us though everyone shouts about how it's unfair.

From the yitter of yards we're all the on guard to the foray that is the Garden of Eden eatin dirt, selling our shirt to outdo the last one and it's all so much fun cause we keep goin to the fountain for a drink before we can blink we are blinded for the well is dry to it's bottom carved-rock and we realize all this time we were starvin.

Neither with a whisper nor bang nor tooth nor fang there are no weapons of mass destruction we'll use but damn we can accuse and jitter and fanger to the whelps in the manger we belittle the littlest difference with deference, for in anger we are always right.

The end is nigh if not past and we cannot last on legs made of water. The keg is set up and we drink from the cup which runneth over. This is the end.

And we are still dying.


I created this while listening to some new music I put together on YouTube, with help from some friends on Facebook. Feel free to have a listen and post what you think. 

Mandatory: I do not own any of the material in the YouTube playlist I have linked to. It belongs solely to the artists who spent a great deal of time and effort to put together something amazing. Make sure you support them, or the artists you enjoy, as much as possible. Thanks.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Scammed: An American Online Horror Story

This is a long post, and I’m not prettying it up with pictures. However, I do feel the message is important.

I recently met the darker side of internet business. As a freelance editor and writer, it is my duty to perform full diligence on each potential client asking for services from me…and I ignored every safety precaution on the planet. I got scammed for over $2,400 because I got in a hurry.
I have been called stupid by a very good colleague of mine, and I’m sure a slew of others who just didn’t want to say it to my face. Maybe I deserve it; but you certainly don’t. Don’t allow yourself to get scammed by a supposed client. Read below to get some tips.

The Scam Setup

First, I received an unsolicited email saying the client had found my information on guru.com, where I do have a profile made for finding business. The client wanted me to do some editing, the email asked how much I would charge for a 500 word document to be fully edited.
I responded with my fee, and explained that I required half of my fee upfront, paid through Paypal. The following email stated that the amount was within the client’s budget; but that they had been scammed by another editor who took their money and ran when they used Paypal. Instead, they would send a cashier’s check for half of my fee. So far, so good, right?
When I received the check, it was not for half of my fee, instead, it read two thousand plus dollars over what I was expecting. My gut told me something was wrong, so I contacted my client. They claimed that I had received the full amount of a donation for their charity by accident. Could I please cash the check, withdraw my fee (plus $100 for handling the situation), and send the rest by wire transfer to the charity’s event organizer?
Despite things feeling wrong, I did as instructed. I’m an honest person; and I didn’t want to be responsible for all of that money. Two days after I sent the money to the event organizer, my bank sent me a letter stating the check I had cashed had been returned for being fraudulent. How are you going to pay back this rather large amount of money, Mr. Neal?

Everything I Did Wrong

You can implement a caution strategy to just about anything. Screening potential clients is no different; but you have to take the time to actually screen them. When it comes to the internet, you must not assume anybody is who they say they are. Facebook aside (assuming you know this person, their account hasn’t been hacked, etc. etc.), anonymity is the name of the game on the internet. Anybody…can be anybody.

1: Accepting Everything at Face Value

I let this client get under my skin by feeling sorry for them that they had been scammed. Surely if they got scammed, they aren’t trying to scam me, right? WRONG. I’m not saying you need to be an asshole, or dead in your soul to conduct business. What I am saying is don’t let sob stories cause you to neglect your personal protection. Do everything you can to verify this person. Remember, just because the email shows a name, doesn’t make it real.

2: Allowing My Payment Options to Be Sidelined

My second, and biggest, mistake was stating that my payment plan is A, but allowing them to talk me into using payment plan D. I was in the right to demand payment by Paypal. I nulled my self-protection when I agreed to accepting a cashier’s check. NEVER ACCEPT CHECKS FROM SOMEONE YOU DON’T KNOW ON THE INTERNET. Never, ever let a potential client steer you away from your preferred method of payment. They don’t own you, or your business. You get to say no. And, nobody else is there to do it for you. YOU have to stand up for your safety, your credit, your honor, and your reputation. I didn’t, and look at what I’m writing now.

3: Assuming the Check is Real

Now this probably sounds like the biggest mistake, but really it’s a continuation of number 2. By accepting their payment method, you almost immediately trust whatever comes in the mail. That’s your payday, after all. Now, I did not know that a bank could verify authenticity of a check until after the scam was over. Now that I do, if I ever accept a check again I just feel even more the dipshit for falling for all of this.
Anyway, the breakdown is this. I received a check for thousands of dollars, when my fee was less than one hundred dollars. TEAR THAT BITCH INTO TINY, TINY PIECES THAT THE CSI MIAMI TEAM COULDN’T PUT BACK TOGETHER IN A YEAR. Trust me, that thing is caustic, and it’s going to cost you money. It sure cost me.

4: Following Directions/ Doing Extra Footwork

Wait James, what do you mean you made a mistake by following directions? Well, you remember that check I received for thousands? I almost stopped the scam right here. Almost. When the check was for thousands of dollars, I dropped it on the counter, jumped on my phone and texted my client. They’re reply was so soft-spoken though: Calm down. There was a mistake and our donor sent the full donation to you. Just cash the check, and then transfer the money to PERSON X after deducting your fee. For taking care of this mistake for the company, my superiors are allowing me to give you an extra $100.
Oh. A clerical error. That happens in real life, right? Except, I wasn’t thinking that a donor would never send a full donation amount to an entity that’s not even part of the charity. That check would be donated TO THE COMPANY. I wasn’t thinking that my client’s name hadn’t appeared on the USPS sender’s note. I wasn’t thinking that I was being scammed because all I was really thinking about is HUH. This is my paycheck right here in my hands; and all I have to do to be able to use it is cash it and take a little trip to send some money elsewhere.
Yep. It was a paycheck all right…for somebody else.

Watch Your Back

Believe me, in retrospect, it’s so easy to see the stupidity. Which is why my colleague secretly laughs at me while his bank account’s not sitting in the negatives. Okay, I don’t know that for a fact; but I’m pretty damn sure. Anyway, if the check doesn’t come directly from your client, or the company they work for, it’s a fraud. If that check is for more than your fee, it’s a fraud. And if it’s not, your client will be extremely grateful that you sent the check back to them without cashing it. Deadlines are deadlines, but nobody likes losing money. If you have to step out of your bank to anywhere but home (or wherever it is you write) to finish the payment part of the transaction, it’s a scam.

The only thing I ended up being able to do about the situation, after talking with my bank, the local prosecuting attorney, and the sheriff’s department, is visit this website: www.ic3.gov
Here, you may file a complaint and take a look at a multitude of possible scams and frauds. While there’s no guarantee your fraud case will be solved, it will help the FBI track online cases of fraudulent activity; and that may help somebody else down the road.

Last but not least, don’t quit what you’re doing. You may be called stupid for falling for such scams; but it’s more likely you merely had a moment of weakness or desperation. Learn from it; and don’t let somebody else take advantage of you. Thanks for reading, and good luck out there.

Finale

I'm Retiring American Dirt Hey everyone. James here. This is my final post on American Dirt. It's been a long ride full ...