Saturday, November 23, 2013

I'm Just an American


The greatest country in the world…not so much anymore.  I’m living proof: in 1999, my SAT scores showed a young man ready to take over the planet.  I scored better than 99% of American juniors in English, 89% in Science, and 83% in Mathematics.  However, by 2013, I’ve never graduated college, I can still only speak one language with any effluence, and I’m working up my fourth career path the hard way.  What happened?
The rest of the world seems to believe America is just lazy.  We are too busy living in luxury to bother with the gritty stuff like education, especially beyond high school.  To an extent, they’re absolutely right.  America has gotten lazy about everything from how to handle healthcare to what happens on Capitol Hill.  We don’t pay attention to our own country, much less anyone else’s.  In that regard, it’s easy to understand why arrogant and self-centered often describe us Westerners.


There is another side to our “laziness.”  We are busy, but not everyone is busy living it up on some New York skyscraper.  Oh, sure, we’ve got it kicked compared to third world countries; I’m not arguing that at all.  If it were otherwise, America would have long since lost its world-power status.  No…I’m talking about the America that works hands to the bone.  The average American books it hard to make his dollars for bread and milk, gas and electricity.  We’re so busy worrying about the next bill that we fear trying to get a higher education.  We’ve got kids to care for.  We’ve got a car payment.  We’ve got debt we’ll never get out from under before death.  So much for being #1.
From that, America is doomed, right?  Perhaps not.  According to Thomas Friedman, Americans are “just too dumb to quit.”  You know, he’s absolutely right.  We keep moving forward, attempting one thing after another until we settle into something we’re willing to put our blood, sweat, and tears into.  From big business and global marketing to indie-publishing and mom ‘n’ pop shops, Americans find their own reason to exist…just like everybody else on the planet.
I’m sorry…no honestly…I’m sorry I don’t know a second language.  I’m sorry if I don’t understand why England drinks tea all the time.  I’m even sorry that I don’t understand the cultural significance of French women not shaving.  You know, when I’m less busy paying the bills, I’ll learn French and come visit you in Paris.  I’ll drink tea on your patio.  I’ll safari on the plains of Australia.  I just need a little something in my pocket first, preferably earned from the greatest country in the world.

The “Top 10 Controversial Topics about the US,”  by Al Davenport, inspired this post. There are a few good points, though I don’t agree with everything (it is controversial topics, after all).  Thank you for reading, and please leave any comments below, regardless of your nationality!



James Neal is constantly searching for the next paycheck.  He hasn’t had a pizza in over three weeks, and it’s about to drive him crazy.  If you see him, could you maybe spare him a pepperoni Hot-Pocket?  If not, at least visit and perhaps follow him on Twitter, @BloodandBlade.  He also has an author page on Facebook here.

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